Fricking everything here starts with F... sowwy. You have oFFicially entered a realm of animal rights, feminism, my slightly horrible poetry, Teen Wolf Feels, Harry Potter, The Host, THG, cutesy internetty things, and ten Fazillion OTPS such as Romione, O'Wanda, STEREK STEREK STEREK, Scisaac, STEREK, and Everlark. Oh and Sterek by the way.
When people try and make “jokes” about vegans or veganism, it just screams to me “I find your lifestyle intimidating because it highlights all the ethical problems in my lifestyle. You speaking out about not killing, reminds me that I do. And I am uncomfortable with that. But I’m too selfish to change. So instead, I will make a really lame joke. And all the other meat eaters who also feel uncomfortable for the same reasons will laugh, because using humour to dilate an uncomfortable situation is reassuring.”
"I get sent Bibles. I have a collection of about 20 in my room. People think I need to be guided."
I need feminism because of this entire “holding the door” crap.
I’m thankful when people hold the door for me. It’s polite for guys to hold the door for girls. However, it’s also polite for girls to hold doors for girls and guys to hold doors for guys and **gasp!** for girls to hold doors for guys. So I don’t see why the rule is that “gentlemen should always hold the door for ladies” instead of “people should hold the door for other people whenever possible.” Seriously, if I hold the door for you and you get upset because you feel like you’re being impolite or that you have to be noble or whatever just because you have a penis and I have a vagina, then I will close the door in your face. If a guy lets a girl hold the door for him, he’s not being impolite. He’s simply allowing a girl to be polite.
Sorry if those extreme gentlemen think that they’re being nice to me. They are nice. They are really really nice, but their motives are off, and this is a message for all of them out there.
I’m not some damsel in distress. I’m not a sex object either. Both overly gentle gentlemen and those douches that harass girls are acting like they’re better than us. These two have lots of differences. The douchebags may be more hurtful, but there’s one similarity: they both treat women like we’re not equal to men.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.